discovery. also possible million dollar investment.

so i just went jogging with hubby and here is what i have discovered:

i think i need a sports bra for my butt.

As if swimwear weren't nightmarish enough

E, I dreamed that we almost shop lifted some swimsuits. You had picked them out, one for each of us, and they were weird, no offense, yours had that weird feathery yarn stuff that people knit/crochet with. Mine was this ugly 70's thing. I do not think Dream Erin has the same eye for swim apparel that Real Erin does. Thankfully.

Oh for the love of God!

Quick...someone write something hilarious before I am lost forever to the seedy world of college-level statistics.

Please!?

UPDATE: Nevermind. My husband just arrived with a vat of wine. I'm good.

Going Back...

...to the poor camel's broken back, I know what book was sexy for our generation and/or the generation just before ours. Forever by Judy Blume. I just finished reading it and I'm glad it was short because if it had taken me much longer, I'm afraid I'd be blushing for the rest of my life.

don't google this!

What is the average number of times a woman touches another person per day?

Who here watches Lost?

Discuss!!

It's doing a job on my forehead wrinkles

Guys, I never post here or on my regular blog! What's up with that?

I've sat down and drafted posts but they're always about, um, how much I don't like my job. Bo-ring. No one wants to read about that, especially in a job market where so many people I know can't even find jobs.

Does anyone have any tips, though, for dealing with work anxiety? I'm worried all the time about stuff.

Boys on boys, but not like that

Do you all remember Sean Callahan? He was so gorgeous, he had the chin piercing. Anyway I'm going through all of my old writing and I totally found the Mark phase, and there was this day when Ruth and I were hanging out and ran into Sean and he said the funniest damn thing ever, which was: "My advice is to trip him--metaphorically--and then make sure that you land on the ground before him." Good times, good times.

And so it begins...

I was closing the windows in the new casa last night and I decided one of the rooms smelled bad because of the carpet.  I went to the corner and started to pull.  I had the whole thing out before Jordan even came back from closing the other windows.  Beautiful hardwood underneath.  It ruled.  Today I pulled down the nasty backing in the kitchen and another room's carpet got the boot.  I'm going to try and be good about before and afters and will post up on Knick Knack.  Bug me if I don't.